In order of appearance:
- An empty storefront for a business called Cthulhu.
- A seven year old girl with a silver smile.
- A school bus stuck in a car wash.
- A six year old boy with a shaving injury.
- A pack of Texans scared spitless by a 3.5" lizard.
- A drunk man (carrying a hanging flower basket) who fell into the street and missed being run over by a city bus by inches.
- A homeless woman selling deodorant (3 for $10).
- A yellow crowned night heron.
I only have photographic proof of two. I will explain each when I return home tomorrow.